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It is with great apprehension that I get to inform you, the Laymen version of OJ Daffodil has passed away today at 4:44.
Constantly swearing and unapologetically thinking it knew everything, OJ Daffodil was the consummate juvenile. Overindulging in every vice, splitting hairs with a rusted tongue, and repeating itself constantly, the Layman version of OJ Daffodil left behind no legacy, no offspring, and no physical sales. It is ironic, OJ Daffodil can be found in the Library of Congress, but it could not find a way to save itself from growing up or even sell an ice cube to a desert rat.
Please do not send your regards, as the Layman version of OJ Daffodil should not be missed but can still be found above as a Juvenile Delinquent.
Now as a Concerned Adult, the Apprentice Version of OJ Daffodil has the opportunity to rectify its rectum and provide clarification to our strangeness.
Soon, the Apprentice versions of each sequel, will bore you with more bad poetry, continue to shed the stigma on more taboo subjects, and make predictions as to what the future holds; not only for you, but for all humankind.
May all the gods smile upon you during your Strange Journey through Reality.
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